Jenna
I noticed it this morning
Jenna
No, nose fine. And SHE was there
Eliza
Your cat? BTW what kind of name is that
Jenna
Her previous owner said that’s what she was called
Jenna
Yeah. Listen I think she’s evil … She just stared at me, motionless
Eliza
All cats look like evil masterminds, nothing new there
Jenna
I think she was the one who hurt me
Jenna
I think I saw her jump off the bed just as I woke up
Eliza
Maybe she wanted you to feed her
Jenna
No, there’s something creepy going on here …
Jenna
I’ve been feeling really faint and dizzy
Eliza
You’re just learning how to be a cat person
Eliza
Do you know what the difference between cats and dogs is?
Eliza
No this is really funny
Eliza
A dog thinks: these people feed me, take care of me and give me gifts
Eliza
Therefore they must be GODS
Jenna
Can you stop with the jokes
Eliza
Hold on you’re spoiling it!
Eliza
A cat thinks: these people feed me, take care of me and give me gifts
Eliza
There for I must be GOD
Jenna
Ok sort of funny. Maybe she IS a god
Jenna
And I’m about to taste her revenge
Jenna
She’s held a grudge against me ever since I gave her litter away
Eliza
She just needs time
Jenna
She walks around at night
Jenna
Like she’s avoiding the sunlight
Eliza
That’s what cats DO Jenna
Jenna
And last night I woke up and my neck hurt
Eliza
What has that got to do with anything
Jenna
I went to get some water from the fridge and there she was
Jenna
And her eyes glowed in the dark
Eliza
Again, that’s what is supposed to happen
Jenna
Well yeah, except … they were glowing RED …
Eliza
You must have been have asleep still
Jenna
I’m afraid of her Eliza
Jenna
As if she’s draining me
Jenna
What if she’s trying to hurt me back. Or Kill me?
Eliza
Jeez Jenna. All in your head
Eliza
Just make yourself a nice veggie smoothie and put on some ambient music when you go to bed
Eliza
Jenna? What’s the matter? It’s 3am!
Eliza
Who? What are you taking about?
Eliza
Ah not this again! I need to sleep
Jenna
HER EYES ARE RED AGAIN
Jenna
I woke up in the middle of the night
Jenna
Something was bothering me
Jenna
I swatted against it
Jenna
And something hissed and bit me
Eliza
Well she bit you right?
Jenna
SHE HAD BEEN DRINKING IT
Jenna
And my hand, where she bit me
Jenna
Two spots, like mosquito bites
Eliza
Is this some sort of nightmare you’re having?
Jenna
I CAN SEE THE FANGS
Jenna
And her eyes have turned red
Eliza
Well get out of there then!
Jenna
Can’t, she’s blocking the door
Jenna
Now my other hand is all bloody as well
Eliza
Omg I just remembered
Eliza
Akasha … I’ve heard that before
Eliza
A horror movie sort of
Eliza
Akasha was the main Vampire Mother …
Jenna
She’s going to kill me
Jenna
Or turn me into a weird cat vampire
Eliza
Well why hasn’t she?
Eliza
Why hasn’t she killed you yet?
Jenna
THANKS that’s so nice of you
Eliza
No I mean, she could have, clearly
Eliza
While you were sleeping
Eliza
But she was keeping you ALIVE … And she’s letting you use your phone
Jenna
What are you saying
Eliza
She WANTS something
Jenna
What could she possibly want?
Jenna
What? There’s blood everywhere on me, hurry up!!
Eliza
Akasha, the vampire MOTHER
Eliza
YOU TOOK HER LITTER AWAY
Jenna
She wants her children?
Jenna
There were only two really, and I heard that one died
Eliza
Where is the last one??
Jenna
Oh god, she’s coming CLOSER!
Eliza
Does she know what we’re talking about?
Jenna
I don’t know, she’s REALLY CLOSE NOW
Eliza
HOLD ON I’ll go get her kitten
Jenna
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
Jenna
She’s BIT me again, she’s getting impatient
Jenna
I’m about to faint, I’m freaking out
Eliza
I’M HERE with the kitten!!
Eliza
Not sure how I managed to convince Jack, but he gave it to me
Eliza
He thinks I’m crazy for sure
Jenna
Let it in through the cat door!
Jenna
She’s licking him, no more red eyes
Eliza
Open the door so we can clean you up!
Eliza
How is everything? You looked very pale today
Jenna
Yeah well, I have two cats to feed now…
