Kathy
I left my SuperSpecs in one of your cars.
Morty
Sorry to hear that. What the hell are SuperSpecs?
Kathy
These are very expensive eyeglass techware.
Kathy
It’s got an Optical Head Mounted Display, voice-command with text & live video -
Morty
These eyeglasses or a laptop?
Kathy
It’s a prototype. Only 100 made. Please help me get it back.
Morty
Ok, hold on... Just hope another passenger didn’t lift them.
Morty
Just checked with the driver.
Morty
He’s on a run now, but can deliver them to you tonight.
Kathy
But I need them NOW!
Morty
Excuse me, but what’s the urgency?
Kathy
They’re a gift for my bf.
Morty
“bf” as in Baby Father?
Kathy
As in Boy Friend. Just get it back for me without the snark.
Morty
We’ll do our best. At least the driver has it. He’s very honest.
Kathy
If he breaks them you’ll have to pay!
chat between Kathy and Debbie
Kathy
Some driver has my SuperSpecs. Idiot.
Debbie
That sucks. He stole them from you?
Kathy
I left them behind. I’m the idiot.
Kathy
Now I don’t have anything to give Todd for his bday.
Kathy
You don’t understand...
Kathy
He’s expecting something special.
Kathy
I’m afraid I’ll lose him...
Debbie
You that insecure?
Kathy
I always fuck things up at the last minute.
Kathy
I hold onto things & people too long and too tight for fear of losing them.
Kathy
I’m going to die alone...
Debbie
No, girl, you are great, don’t let any one diss you.
Kathy
It’s because I’m an only child, and my folks were never around.
Debbie
Fuck them! Fuck everyone! You rule!
Debbie
Just need to find someone who deserves you.
Debbie
Sure. What happened with Todd?
Kathy
He shot a bullet in my heart, tore it from my chest, stomped on it...
Kathy
dumped it in a blender, made a smoothie out of it and then
Kathy
drank it on a boat with his new bitch.
Debbie
He’s been cheating on you? That asshole! How did you find out?
Kathy
Read his texts on his phone. He also stole $ from me.
Kathy
Said he was only “borrowing” it to buy a replacement for the SuperSpecs I didn’t gift him.
Debbie
I can kill him for you.
Kathy
Not only that. He was going to use them while we made love -
Kathy
- to stream her face into his ugly-ass eyeball!
Debbie
I’m mixing the poison now.
Kathy
After I said we’re breaking up, he asked if we could “still be friends” -
Kathy
I need to lie down.
Debbie
I’m here 4 u. Call any time.
Frank
Morty says you left these funny-looking glasses in my car.
Kathy
My SuperSpecs. Yeah, but there’s no rush.
Frank
He said you need them asap.
Frank
I’m going off-duty soon. I can swing by. Morty sent me your address.
Frank
My GPS sent me to the wrong address.
Frank
Unless you live inside a doughnut shop.
Frank
Chocolate glaze is my fav.
Frank
I’ll buy some for you on the way - if I can find your right address.
Kathy
Use my SuperSpecs. It’s got the best GPS.
Kathy
Yeah, just don’t break them.
Frank
Wow this is great. But-
Frank
I better keep my eyes on the road and not on your photo.
Kathy
Hey, those are private! Don’t be a creep!
Frank
Sorry, you’re just very beautiful. And I’m amazed that we have the same interests:
Frank
Swimming, anime, small dogs, zip lines at midnight.
Frank
No BS. Also, we both have a problem connecting with people.
Frank
I took this driving job because I feel more in control behind a wheel than in front of people.
Frank
I guess it’s the result of being the son of parents always on the move -
Frank
- they were always looking for the next “better” town, “better” job, “better” sex partner.
Frank
For years I couldn’t hold onto a girlfriend. Always afraid they’d break up with me -
Frank
And so they always broke up with me.
Frank
The thing is, once you’ve been hurt, it takes a leap of faith to trust again…
Kathy
Did you pick up those doughnuts yet?
Kathy
Hello Serena, this is Todd’s ex-gf.
Kathy
Thought you’d like to read this.
Kathy
Todd sent it to me just minutes ago...
Hey Kathy, I still miss you. Serena is out, so come over and get some “friends with benefits” ;) :*
Serena
I don’t believe it!
Serena
You faked this, didn’t you?!
Kathy
He’s also been making time with a waitress from Billy’s Bar.
Serena
You’re just jealous he’s with me.
Kathy
I’m happy he’s with you. Scumbags belong together.
Kathy
Don’t believe me? Check out this video I’m sending...
Kathy
See the smooth the camera movement when he kisses the waitress in the back seat?
Kathy
Notice the sharp detail as he slides his hand inside her shirt.
Kathy
And this is my fav - Warning: NSFW.
Serena
How could he do that?!
Kathy
Drivers have got all the latest recording devices. It’s for their safety.
Kathy
Oh... you mean Todd.
Kathy
Like I said - he’s a scumbag. Just like you.
Debbie
Hey girl, where u been? Haven’t heard from u for days.
Kathy
I was... but I found the best medicine.
Kathy
A drive in the country with my new bf.
