Wrong Numbers
by Diana Pawell
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sweet
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NEW
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well what am i supposed to do with that
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HELP
FAQ
what is this for? i didn’t even sign up for anything that i can remember lol
is this some sort of scam?
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stupid telemarketers got my number again
leave me alone. stop texting me
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ughhh
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2 days later
holy crap i can barely text right now my hands are shaking
am i being punked? in the best way possible??
those were actual winning lottery numbers
the jackpot was all the way up to 18 million
i would be a freakin multi millionaire in this moment if someone had clued me in about what to do with them
anyone still there???????
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uhhh so i’m allowed to win more than once?
this is pretty hard to believe, there must be a glitch in the system but ok
NEW
271940733214
ok soooo…..
27 19 40 73 32 14
brb gonna go play the lotto
1 day later
whoever you are thank you
seriously i can’t believe it
i just won the freaking lottery
this has got to be too good to be true
i never signed up for anything remotely like this, there has to be a catch
THANK YOU
hopefully that gets through to whoever is in charge of sending these
i definitely needed this
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what
NEW
410355881062
….
oh my god
1 day later
ok now this is completely unreal
i’ve won two days in a row
i’ve paid off all my loans and then some lol
there are news vans on my lawn
people want to know why i would play the lotto right after winning
i tried to trace this number but nothing came up
seems like its some automated thing
i googled but nobody else seems to have ever gotten these texts
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for real?
i meannnnn haha
NEW
668234567191
lol thanks
i’m sure i can find a way to put this money to good use
wink wink
1 day later
you still there
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NEW
874651390474
yes!!!! hahahah unreal, now i can get that ferrari i’ve been dreaming of
hi
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NEW
766518017797
sweet here i come
to my new private island in fiji hahaha YES!!!
1 day later
hey
suuuuup
NEW
NEW
hello?
are you broken?
wtf, well this is lame
i got kind of used to winning
ah well it was fun while it lasted
Text GIFT to give a stranger a prize code.
wtf no
what happened to my option to get a new code
this is bs, give me another code
Text GIFT to send a stranger a prize code.
NO
no way lol, that’s not fair. where did my option go
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NEW
You’re selfish, Allen.
wtf who is this
WHO IS THIS
Text GIFT to send a stranger a prize code.
NO
That wasn’t a suggestion, Allen.
UM i’m calling the cops, i never input my name or anything
whoever this is, it’s not funny
Are you ready to explain how you won the lottery 5 times? And lose all your money?
crap
but this is freaky
leave me alone
i don’t need any more money i’m fine just leave me alone
I gave you plenty of chances to share the wealth.
But you would rather have a private island and a Ferrari than help a stranger pay off their loans and live comfortably, like you were given the option to.
wait no
Selfish boys don’t get to keep their money.
Or any other thing they find valuable.
stop
STOP
stop stop stop please stop texting me
39656456 71092529
….wtf, new lottery numbers?
ok. thank you for seeing it my way
Use your tiny brain, Allen.
????
I know where you are.
WTF
when i put those into google they show my location
coordinates?! this is so messed up
now i’m calling 911
leave me alone, i never signed up for this
Selfish people don’t deserve their money. Or their lives.
STOP
please stop please stop please stop i’ll give it all away i’ll donate everything i promise just please leave me alone
Too late.
GIFT
GIFT
please…
Congratulations. You have been selected as our newest loser. Goodbye.
please no please
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